"I'm Pretty" by Jess C Scott

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A beautiful reality TV star indulges a new obsession when she rekindles an old flame.

GENRE: Satire / Dark Humor

LENGTH: 11,000 words

* This story features in Bad Romance (7 Deadly Sins Anthology).

NOTE: "Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation."
-- DeadlySins.com

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"Smart and articulate."
-- Cliff Burns @ Black Dog Press

"I thought your parody of Twilight was very funny. (I have only read the beginning so far.)"
-- Reader / Customer Email (from U.K.) | on “Literary Heroin”

"Great characters and a fascinating look at today's culture."
-- Kipp Poe | Review on "The Intern" (YA Sins07, Lust)


EXCERPT ["I'm Pretty" (Envy)]:


Kimi Kazandjian (31 years old)
Kobi Brown (33 years old)
Valencia (29 years old; Kobi's wife)



"Mirror, mirror, on the wall
Who's the fairest of them all?"

Me, me, me, of course--that goes without saying!

Kourtnee is tiny but she's looking old. Khloee is the tallest of us Kazandjian sisters though she looks like an ogre.

Hey, what can I do? I inherited the good genes. It's just TOO BAD.

Even with all the plastic surgery which haters say make me "fake," it's the real me that my fans are in love with. Everything we put out there on our reality TV show is 100% real, even when it's scripted (we live and act out the scripts, so how can it be fake?).

Plastic surgery isn't any different from plonking pounds of make-up on your face anyway. You're still enhancing looks.

Look at my boobs, my ass, my perfect face.

My mama was right: Looks are Worth.

Author Bio:

JESS C SCOTT has work appearing or forthcoming in Word Riot, Bards & Sages Quarterly, OpEdNews, Akashic Books (Thursdaze series), and The Maine Review. San Francisco Book Review describes her novel Playmates as “a psychological thriller at its best.” Jess participated in a literary debate at the 2012 Singapore Writers Festival. Her website is http://www.jessINK.com

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Published April 17, 2012 by jessINK. 49 pages
Genres: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction. Fiction

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