Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox

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Sometimes in life you say certain words in conjunction with other words that you normally wouldn't, such as the word "holy" and the word "shit." Those times are rare and celebrated. Well, get your face hole ready, because this is one of those times: introducing The Alphabet of Manliness: Special Edition!

If it's a crime to be awesome, then I deserve three life sentences and the death penalty. This literary kick to the dick may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history.

The new edition includes:

"The Numbers of Manliness."

A full-color insert

Corrections to typos!

I, Maddox, the author, personally guarantee that this is the best edition of the book since the last one. This book is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged sons of bitches out there. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free to pick up a copy. This humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted or busting balls alike.

If you can't handle the punch to the colon I'm about to deliver to you, look on the bright side: you'll save a fortune on Halloween when kids come to your door to pick apart your candy ass. On the other hand, if you feel comfortable with the risk of having your ass neatly packaged and handed to you with all the trimmings, cut the foreplay and crack the book open already.


About Maddox

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Maddox has been writing hilarious essays for his site, since 1996. Through word-of-mouth alone, it has become one of the most popular personal sites on the Internet, with more than 50,000 unique visitors per day. In 2006, he published his first book, "The Alphabet of Manliness", and its explosive success prompted the "New York Times" to coin a new phrase to describe its genre: "fratire." Maddox has also published a comic book based on his site and he has a YouTube channel called "The Best How in the Universe" featuring clips viewed by more than 3 million fans.
Published August 31, 2009 by Citadel. 220 pages
Genres: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction. Non-fiction

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This will please fans of Maddox's website and may convert a few uninitiated. If you don't enjoy crude humour, look elsewhere.

Jul 19 2006 | Read Full Review of Alphabet of Manliness

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Everything from the drawings that show the various stages of breast development to his random comments on why women have problems listening to their husbands, Maddox is hilarious, grotesque and disgusting all at the same time, creating a book that pulls no punches and sacrifices nothing in its at...

Jun 03 2009 | Read Full Review of Alphabet of Manliness

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