Are We Nearly There Yet? by Ben Hatch
A Family's 8000-Mile Car Journey Around Britain

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...he might be painfully honest, but it's hard to tell if he means to reveal quite so much.


The story of a madcap five-month family trip to write a travel guide—embracing the freedom of the open road with a spirit of discovery and an industrial supply of baby wipes "Hurry up," I shout at Dinah, whilst on the overhead telly Ray Mears’ Survival is playing extraordinarily loudly because Charlie sat on the volume button of the remote. The kids writhe about in the V05 shampoo they just spilt, laughing as the last of their clean clothes bite the dust, and I'm thinking: "Survive driving round England with two under 4s, staying at a different hotel each night and visiting four or five attractions a day and sometimes a restaurant in the evening. Sleep all in the same room, go to bed at 7 p.m. after having had no evening to yourself, wake up at 7 a.m. and do it all again the next day with the prospect of another 140 nights of the same—then come and tell me about survival in your khaki ****ing shorts, Ray." They were bored, broke, burned out, and turning 40. So when Ben and his wife Dinah were approached to write a guidebook about family travel, they embraced the open road, ignoring friends' warnings: "One of you will come back chopped up in a bin bag in the roof box." Featuring deadly puff adders, Billie Piper's pajamas, and a friend of Hitler's, it's a story about love, death, falling out, moving on, and growing up, and 8,000 misguided miles in a Vauxhall Astra.

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Ben Hatch is the author of Frommer's Britain for Free, Frommer's England with Your Family, and Scotland with Your Family.
Published April 30, 2012 by Summersdale. 353 pages
Genres: Education & Reference, Humor & Entertainment, Travel, Sports & Outdoors, Cooking. Non-fiction
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Reviewed by Victoria Segal on Mar 20 2012

...he might be painfully honest, but it's hard to tell if he means to reveal quite so much.

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