Joel is a lucky man. One afternoon after an exhausting day of work, he decides to take a nap on the couch. But his rest is interrupted by giggling and frivolity emanating from the kitchen. More curious than tired, he steals to the kitchen and peeking around the corner, spies his gorgeous girlfriend, Teri and three equally beautiful ladies, all in skimpy bikinis. And guess what they were doing?
Bananaz, is a fast clever read, combining the sexy aspects of erotica with humor. Bananaz is as whimsical and zany as it’s name implies, yet, oh, so sexy
WARNING: There are extreme sexual situations in this book.
FIVE FUN QUOTES FROM BANANAZ
1. "Hi sweetheart, it looks like you caught us being wicked." Teri
2. "This is so embarrassing. We were sunning by the pool and somehow the subject of blow jobs came up." Teri
3. "Pleased to eat you, Joel. Grrrr." Gloria
4. "Check out his dark curly hair and friendly smile. Doesn’t that just make you wanna plant a happy-face on him?" Gloria
5. "Girl, why you sucking on bananas when the top banana is at your fingertips. C’mon, girl, show us how you do it." Gloria
Alternative read review
Would you expect being awakened by a bunch of giggling to lead to your biggest fantasy being fulfilled? Well, neither does Joel, but he's mightily thankful when he finds his girlfriend Teri and three of her friends practicing "technique" in his kitchen. What follows is the rollicking afternoon to end all time.
With Bananaz, Dee has given me an insight into just how funny and how much fun sex can really be, from anyone's point of view. The descriptions both arouse and make you smile, if not downright laugh, at the visuals they create, while I just have to wonder how the heck Joel will walk the next day...or if he'll even be able to get up. It's a frolic that starts on page one and made me wish it were a whole lot longer. Thanks, Dee.
Posted by Alternative-Read.com reviewer: WitchGiggles
The Afro beauty standing almost directly opposite me locked eyes and smiled. What a fantastic smile she displayed, perfect pearly white teeth contrasting her medium brown skin. As her playful, warm brown eyes fixed on mine, she pursed her lips to toss me a kiss, then lifted up a yellow object and inserted it into her mouth. It was a banana. Still watching me with mischievous glee in her bright eyes, she sexily moved it in and out, while stroking the remainder of the banana with her other hand.
Feeling my own personal banana stirring, I noticed the other girls were also holding bananas. The redhead noticing what black beauty was doing and followed her eyes to me. Throwing a hand up over her mouth, she couldn't stifle the laugh escaping though her coral painted lips. Next the black-haired girl noticed me and smiled broadly. Joel, the voyeur, had been discovered.
Teri spun around with a banana halfway down her throat and started choking when she saw me. Blushing and sniggering, she jerked the banana out of her mouth. Taking my hand, she dragged me into the kitchen, falling into my arms.
"Hi, sweetheart! Looks like you caught us being wicked," she admitted, blushing.
"Wicked? It looks more like you're starving." I took the banana from her hand and examined it. "What's going on?"
Teri batted those baby blues. "Joel, honey, these are my friends—Lisa, Shelly and Gloria. They work with me." The redhead, Shelly, nodded. Hispanic Lisa lifted up her hand and waved, but the African-American, Gloria, the feistiest of the trio, pointed at the banana in her mouth, then, after moving it in and out a few seconds, pointed at me and winked. I nodded as my pocket rocket grew another inch.
Teri went on, but my gaze remained on Gloria. "This is so embarrassing. We were sunning by the pool and somehow the subject of blowjobs came up."
"I think it was Gloria," interrupted Shelly, whose eyes grew wider at Gloria's banana sucking exploits.
Gloria winked again.
About Dee Dawning
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Published December 3, 2009
by New Dawning Bookfair.
Erotica, Literature & Fiction.