Battle Of The Network Zombies by Mark Henry

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In Seattle's undead circles, populated by werewolves, devils, and rampaging yetis, Amanda Feral is one of the beautiful zombies. But to maintain her stylish rep, Amanda needs cash. The quickest way: appear on the reality show, American Minions, hosted by lecherous wood nymph Johnny Birch. Soon, Amanda moves in to "Minions Mansion,” crowded with immortal fame whores. But even the 24-7 video cameras can't catch everything...

When Johnny is found incinerated, Amanda channels her inner Miss Marple (minus the fugly cardigans) to find the culprit. Was it Hairy Sue, the white trash stripper yeti? Tanesha, the glamorous trannie werewolf? Angie, the Filipino vampire with a detachable head? Unveiling the killer in a heart-stopping finale won't just save the show from cancellation, it might just keep Amanda alive-or as close as a ghoul can get…

"Sexy, funny, and twisted. You've never read anything like this!” --Richelle Mead, #1 New York Times bestselling author on Happy Hour of the Damned


About Mark Henry

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Mark Henry is an editor for ESRI Press. He has written about national parks, archaeology, cultural history, wildlife, and conservation for "The Press Enterprise, " where he was a reporter and editor. Previously, he was a staff writer for "Newsday" and "The Los Angeles Times." He lives in Redlands. California. Leslie Armstrong has served as the National Park Service GIS program manager in Denver since 1993. Previously, she worked for the National Park Service as the associate director of natural resources office and as the GIS division liaison in Washington, D.C. As a team leader she developed and implemented the first NPS web site, spatial data clearinghouse, and most recently the NPS interactive map center. She lives in Evergreen, Colorado.
Published August 1, 2011 by Kensington Books. 321 pages
Genres: Humor & Entertainment, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Literature & Fiction. Fiction

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I made it I know no one cares but I’m Here so the videos I watch them but I’m not shur what you were talking about Have not read the book yet.I will get to it some time .I love Zombie movie so I’m shur I will love you book.

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