Welcome to the Weenie Zone! Acclaimed author David Lubar is back with Beware the Ninja Weenies, his sixth collection of Warped and Creepy Tales—a series of spooky stories for young readers
Stranded aliens seek out Earth’s most intelligent species. (Hint: It’s not us.) A bully discovers the meaning of “spatial displacement.” Two girls find out why you should never annoy a witch. When a swarm of sneaking, slashing, scurrying ninja weenies invades their neighborhood, a boy and his best friend find a way to fight back.
Here are thirty-three hilarious and harrowing stories that will scare you, make you laugh, or see the world in a whole new way. Find out where David got the idea for each story at the end of the book.
Don’t be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare!
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Pandering particularly to readers with a taste for icky treats, he trots in a protean alien who sets itself up as a sideshow self-mutilator, a bully tricked into blasting out his own cheeks and a smile-obsessed child who melts his teeth away by overusing whitening strips—among other hapless victi...Apr 01 2012 | Read Full Review of Beware the Ninja Weenies: And...
I liked one called “Smart Food;” it’s about a piece of broccoli who talks to a girl saying that people need to stop eating vegetables, and that vegetables have feelings too.Sep 09 2012 | Read Full Review of Beware the Ninja Weenies: And...
This is the sixth “Weenies” book featuring David Lubar’s unique brand of quirky short stories.Jul 28 2012 | Read Full Review of Beware the Ninja Weenies: And...
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