Divine Secrets of the Ta-Ta Sisterhood by Joanna Chapman
Pledging the Pink Sorority

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Some parts might have benefited from a stronger edit—in particular, readers may tire of her oft-repeated hope for a “free tummy tuck” as part of the breast reconstruction process...
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WINNER OF BEST FIRST BOOK - NONFICTION, IBPA BEN FRANKLIN AWARD!!

"Several years ago, my gravity-challenged, middle-aged boobs started attracting more attention than those belonging to a Hooters waitress. The guys checking me out, unfortunately, all wore white coats...and I ended up as a pledge of the pink ribbon sorority nobody wants to join...Yet somehow, I found humor in unlikely situations, such as when the nurse warned me not to use hairspray. Forgoing the Aquanet? That is so not a problem with a peach fuzz coiffure. Bad hair day? No, more like a bad hair year."

Joanna Chapman stumbled and bumbled through Cancerland on a journey rife with both tears and laughter. In "Divine Secrets of the Ta-Ta Sisterhood," she reveals why you should accept those foil-covered casseroles and when to give out "Stupid Passes" for well-meaning but clueless comments.
 

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Although she doesn't plan on relocating there any time in the near future, Joanna Chapman hopes Heaven will have comfy chairs for reading, free wi-fi, and complimentary mimosas. Joanna lives near a large Southern city with her supportive but cranky husband, three beloved yet hard-headed children, and two sweet but crazy dogs. A graduate of Texas A&M University, she has worked as a corporate trainer, college instructor, and stay-at-home mom. "Divine Secrets of the Ta-Ta Sisterhood: Pledging the Pink Sorority" is her first book.
 
Published June 1, 2013 by Cosmic Casserole Press. 365 pages
Genres: Health, Fitness & Dieting, Biographies & Memoirs, Professional & Technical. Non-fiction
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Some parts might have benefited from a stronger edit—in particular, readers may tire of her oft-repeated hope for a “free tummy tuck” as part of the breast reconstruction process...

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