Don't Rhine on My Parade by Erin Evans
(The Rhine Maiden Book 1)

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"She speaks and they obey," but even a supernatural ability can't help this stay-at-home mom control her own life.

Don't Rhine on My Parade is a laugh-out-loud urban-fantasy with an unlikely protagonist, a young mother who has an unusual power. Blessed, or perhaps cursed, with the ability to command obedience, Piper Cavanaugh's normal life turns upside down in this full-length novel.

A descendant of the Rhine Maidens who sang sailors to their deaths, Piper has vowed to never use her power of command, but one little slip-up and her secret has come back to bite her - literally. Now she must gain permission to join the United Supernatural Beings, or it's open hunting season on all of humanity. While juggling toddlers, keeping her husband in the dark, and babysitting her rebellious kid sister, Piper finds herself befriending a vampire, stealing from murderous witches, and doing battle with "Satan," otherwise known as her mother-in-law. And she thought grocery shopping with her kids was hard!

Don't Rhine on My Parade is a refreshing switch for readers who long for a more relatable heroine. With commonsense and sass, Piper handles diapers to decapitations as only a mother can. Filled with comedy, action, and thrills, Don't Rhine on My Parade expands the borders of urban fantasy into the suburbs!

Author's Note: This new version replaces a previously published book as Book One in the series. Major plot-lines have been changed in order to make the story more accessible to a wider range of readers.

About Erin Evans

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Published June 3, 2013 259 pages
Genres: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Literature & Fiction. Fiction

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