Everybody vs The Ferret 3 by Cristian YoungMiller
If You Touch It, It Will Come

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Warning: Adult Humor

In Everybody vs The Ferret 3: If You Touch It, It Will Come, the girl fruitheads discover a mysterious button on their body that when pressed transports them to a beautiful world full of unicorns and rainbows. But when the boys discover their own mysterious buttons, a battle breaks out between the boys and girls over who will rule the magical realm.

Based on characters from the author's Everybody Masturbates book series, Everybody vs The Ferret is a satirical novelette series about how we deal with sex and life in the internet age. In every book, Billy, Jack and their pet ferret battle Candy, Tia and the girls in the cold war being waged over who will rule their school. Comparable to the animated TV show South Park.

About Cristian YoungMiller

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Cristian YoungMiller is an author and TV writer that became the first person to post a video on YouTube about how to increase your penis size. Since then he has helped hundreds of thousands of people around the world to successfully increase the size of their penis.
Published September 11, 2011 by RateABull Publishing. 31 pages
Genres: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction. Fiction

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