Fifty Shades of Beige by Reid Mockery
Book One of the Fifty Shades Parody (Reid Mockery)

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While all the parody books for Fifty Shades have long passed into oblivion, this one still ranks on the best seller list week after week. For good reason. It's hilarious. Reid Mockery was the first to tap into the unlimited humor potential of EL James' books. To prove his talent is no fluke, Mockery released a sequel that was just as funny and a third that fittingly concludes the trilogy.

If there was ever a book worthy of a parody, it's Fifty Shades of Grey. In Book One the laughs come hard and frequent. (No pun intended) If you read the real book, you will be delighted with this light hearted alternate version.

The lead character is Annis Thesia. She's not that great looking, terribly naive and has fallen hard for Bobby Beige, Pittsburg's most eligible billionaire. The comic sexual exploits of this bizarre relationship will keep you going as you dive into the wild world of kinky sex with two total idiots.

Unlike others, this parody stands on it’s own as a quick-reading fun little romp. While based on the best-selling trilogy, it has it’s own unique wickedness, sense of humor and dialogue. It doesn't matter if you loved or hated the original Fifty Shades books, this work will amuse you and you won't have to think very hard.

Warning: It does contain some foul language and very weird acts not meant for normal people. This is seriously messed up while being very, very funny. As a full 35,000 word mini-novel, you get your money's worth and it may actually make you murmur.

The reviews are mixed almost exactly like the real books. Lotsa love. Lotsa hate. But, more often than not, this book has people who love parodies laughing out loud and reading passages to their friends. So, take some time and dive in to the crazy world of Annis and Bobby Beige.

About Reid Mockery

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Published December 5, 2013 by Murmuring Press. 120 pages
Genres: Humor & Entertainment.
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on Sep 13 2011

This book is intended for mature audiences.

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Reviewed by Shades of Grey Book on Apr 21 2013

I laughed quite frequently at this parody, a fast read of an estimated 109 pages...truly comical.

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Fifty Shades of Grey Parodies

Reviewed by Latrice Phillips Brown on Jan 03 2013

This book was so funny that I laughed the entire way through both Marker and 50 Shades of Beige. I recommend this book to anyone–with a sense of humor–who’s read the 50 Shades of Grey, this pokes fun in all the right places at all of the right things

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