How to Quit Golf by Craig Brass
A Twelve-Step Program

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All golfers know they don't need to play golf. The problem is they don't know how to quit. Golf has a beginning, a middle, but no end. The game has no exit strategy. Every time you even think of quitting, golf entices you back with a 250-yard drive down the middle, an unfathomable recovery shot to the green, or a birdie on the hardest hole, as if to say, "You're almost there, just a little more work and you'll get it. Any day now you'll have the game figured out, and when you do you'll be the envy of all."

But it's not going to happen. You know it. Your partner knows it. Everyone knows it because no one gets any better at this game (except that guy you're playing against this Sunday).

How to Quit Golf offers the guidance, counseling, and tough love that is necessary to rid your life of the most addictive, demanding, and maddening game known to man. If you haven't been able to break the cycle of golf addiction, this is your bible. And if quitting isn't an option, Craig Brass's "12-Step Program" makes clear that laughing is.

About Craig Brass

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By day Craig Brass is a financial consultant on corporate retirement plans, by night he's a golf writer. He has an undergraduate degree in business administration from Bowling Green State University and a masters in advertising from Michigan State University.
Published November 1, 2001 by Dutton Adult. 224 pages
Genres: Humor & Entertainment, Sports & Outdoors. Non-fiction

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In this hilarious send-up of 12-step programs and golf-buffs alike, Brass challenges golfers to ask themselves 15 questions to determine if they are "problem golfers."

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