I Loathe You by David Slonim

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Unconditional loathing is monsterly love in this sweetly humorous story with audio.

Just how much does Big Monster loathe Little Monster? Let it count the ways....

I loathe you more than tooth decay
More than blizzard snow in May
More than garbage in a dump
More than splinters in my rump
No matter what, through thick and thin, I loathe you there and back again!

Author and illustrator David Slonim depicts a tender, tongue-in-cheek celebration of a very special kind of loa...er, love. This eBook edition includes audio!

About David Slonim

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David Slonim's sweet and mildly mischievous dog, Maggie, is the inspiration for this book. He has also illustrated It's a Dog's Life by Susan E. Goodman, which features pooches of all sizes and shapes. He lives in Indiana with his wife, kids, and of course, Maggie. davidslonim.com
Published December 18, 2012 by Aladdin. 24 pages
Genres: Humor & Entertainment, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Children's Books, Literature & Fiction. Fiction

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/ If I should slip and just obey / then would your loathing go away?” Of course, the grown monster reassures his young one, as all good parents do.

Nov 01 2012 | Read Full Review of I Loathe You

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This forked-tongue-in-cheek parody pokes fun at the "I love you more" genre as Big Monster and Little Monster debate who detests the other more.

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