If I Were in Charge the Rules Would Be Different by James Proimos

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In James Proimos¹ first collection of poems, we find odes to spaghetti, reflections on stinky feet, and an argument to rethink baths. We meet General Mary Rumpus, the leader of the war on vegetables, Milton the Bully, who gets his in the end, and Billy Snuglag, who picks teams almost as well as he picks his nose.

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James Proimos is the author and illustrator of many books for children. He lives with his family and TV in Maryland.
Published February 1, 2001 by Scholastic. 80 pages
Genres: Children's Books, Literature & Fiction. Non-fiction

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/ Oh, how I wish I could marry her / but who can afford eight rings?”) to the oddball odyssey of “Paul Carolina Flushed Himself to China,” Proimos has something for everyone.

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