Love, Sex and Drunk-Texts by Matthew Thomas

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My name is Matthew Thomas and I've made some shitty choices in women throughout my life. So I created this book which highlights my slip-ups, the self-absorbed cries for attention from women, along with classic quotes and texts messages from love's most desperate moments. If you've ever hated everything (especially your ex) then you will enjoy every page as the tears fall fresh over your smart devices. Holla back son!

A few quotes from people I cherish and respect regarding Love, Sex & Drunk-texts are:

"This isn't art, its man's guide to extinction."
"An American classic, timeless in it's prose!"
"Who on earth would make such a degenerate pice of shit like this?"
"You sound like you've been hurt a lot in your life. Let-go-and-let-God and allow a smart, beautiful woman into your life and try not to be so cynical"
"How old are you Matthew? This book spells 3-yea-old-niece-with-terets all over it!"
"Maybe you can make condoms with art on them, like a sleeve tattoo!?"
"This is the best thing since streaming porn! Thanks bro!"

I hope that the new readers will enjoy the illustrations and texts within this book. Visit my website for the latest and greatest.

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Published October 23, 2012 by Matthew F. Thomas.
Genres: Health, Fitness & Dieting, Self Help, Humor & Entertainment, Romance, Parenting & Relationships. Non-fiction

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