My Favorite Fangs by Alan Goldsher
The Story of the Von Trapp Family Vampires

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Maria von Trapp is sweet, innocent, and can sing like an a ngel. Oh, and she's also a bloodthirsty vampire.

When Maria is kicked out of the zombie-infested Abbey where she's been
residing for the past 612 years, she's forced to take care of the family
von Trapp, a rowdy clan in need of some serious discipline...or
vampirification. After Maria turns the von Trapp children into children
of the night and marries the von Trapp patriarch, the family seems
destined for eternal (really, really eternal) bliss. But the Nazi
Undeath Squads are on the march, intent on ridding Europe of
bloodsuckers. And Maria will have to do everything in her power --
supernatural or otherwise -- to save her vampire brood.

About Alan Goldsher

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Alan Goldsher has contributed to such music magazines as Bass Player and Drum. He is the author of the music-themed novels Jam and The Record Haüs and a history of the jazz legend Art Blakey.
Published August 7, 2012 by St. Martin's Griffin. 303 pages
Genres: Humor & Entertainment, Horror, Literature & Fiction. Fiction

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Yet another favorite thing gets the vampire-meets-classic mashup treatment.

Jul 24 2012 | Read Full Review of My Favorite Fangs: The Story ...

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Goldsher (Paul Is Undead) has devised the perfect book for readers who believe that The Sound of Music needed more caustic vomit, lesbian vampire sex, Nazi Undeath Squads, the ghost of John Coltrane, and copious lashings of gross-out humor.

Jun 04 2012 | Read Full Review of My Favorite Fangs: The Story ...

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