NOT Love Poems For Real Life by Romi Moondi

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Thirty years.

Thirty poems.

Not that each poem covers off each year of the author's life, as that would mean she was searching for love by age one (only a cyborg baby would possess such advanced comprehension.)

Besides they're not even all about her. Actually it's all fiction. Okay then.

So fine, thirty NOT love poems that relate to real life.

These poems exist because the real poets skipped them. All the frogs you had to kiss, and what about the times when you were someone else's frog? The mistake that made them choose someone else? That's always fun.

From teenage pursuits to hot men in suits to Internet mishaps and everything in-between.

DISCLAIMER: This work is not intended for young audiences, due to strong language and mature themes. These mature themes include: sexy time, rejection, humiliation, and the fear of dying alone.

About Romi Moondi

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I am Canadian, and here are some strange personal facts:-I wore denim-top-to-bottom in high school (there is a direct inverse relationship between how much denim I wore and how few tongues were launched down my throat at school dances...or anywhere in high school at all).-A homeless lady in New York once told me "You're just a bitch on vacation with no money!"-I always hated those insufferable couples who would cuddle and make out on the subway...until I became half of one. But now I'm back to being none of one so I hate them again.The thing I love most in the world is writing. When I first started publishing on Amazon it was my "crazy" humour side ("The Book of Awful," and "NOT Love Poems For Real Life"). Since then, everything has focused on my "Year of the Chick" series, because it's the most important thing to me in the world right now. I guess that would tend to happen, when your writing is inspired by real life, including all the satisfaction and risks that come from that.My "Year of the Chick" series can be described as "edgy rom-com," which helps me account for the blunt conversations and mortifying family moments in the book ;-).Book 3 in the "Year of the Chick" series will be written and released in 2013; until then I have some adventures to go on!Romi
Published September 24, 2011 43 pages
Genres: Health, Fitness & Dieting, Self Help, Humor & Entertainment, Romance, Parenting & Relationships. Non-fiction

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