Never Eat Anything that Moves! by Robert Bender
Good, Bad, and Very Silly Advice from Kids

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Robert Bender asked thousands of schoolchildren what advice they thought other kids (and some grown-ups) ought to know. The result is an enlightening and often hilarious view into the thoughts and experiences of children as they offer their take on:

When you shouldn't give your dad a free haircut (hint: avoid naptime)


The best way to know if there's a monster under the bed (answer: put your little sister under it-and listen for a crunch!)

Plus much, much more! Taken all together, this irresistible companion to Bender's Lima Beans Would Be Illegal offers the most valuable piece of advice of all: "Listen to kids-they know what they're talking about!"

About Robert Bender

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Bender is a writer and illustrator of childrens books
Published August 7, 2013 by Box Of Light. 48 pages
Genres: Education & Reference, Humor & Entertainment, Children's Books.

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Another compilation touts such advice as ""Never eat a magnet when you have braces,"" ""Tell people that you love them"" and ""Get Messy."" With the participation of schools and students across the country, Robert Bender (Lima Beans Would Be Illegal) collected more than 1000 kid tips for Neve...

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