Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire by Tim Collins & Andrew Pinder
Because the Undead Have Feelings Too!

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Nigel Mullet isn't your typical teenager . . . he's a vampire. But unfortunately, when Nigel transformed he didn't become all broody and interesting, and as for super strength and speed . . . well, forget it! Instead he's got acne, a voice that squeaks, a tendency to break out in a rash (not sparkles!) when exposed to the sun, and absolutely no idea how to talk to girls.

When a beautiful new girl moves into the neighborhood, Nigel is determined to win her heart but first he's got to figure out how. In the meantime, he writes about her in his diary and composes really bad love poetry that he will recite to her one day, if he can work up the courage to tell her the truth. Can Nigel win the girl and the respect of his family--or is he destined to be a totally lame vampire forever?
 

About Tim Collins & Andrew Pinder

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Tim Collins is originally from Manchester, but now lives in London. He is the author of twelve books, including: Diary of a Wimpy Vampire, which won the 2011 Manchester Fiction City award, Diary of a Wimpy Vampire: Prince of Dorkness and Adventures of a Wimpy Werewolf.
 
Published August 24, 2010 by Aladdin. 338 pages
Genres: Humor & Entertainment, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Children's Books, Literature & Fiction. Fiction

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