Robot Haiku by Ray Salemi
Poems for Humans to Read Until Their Robots Decide It's Kill Time

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Revenge of the robots in only 17 syllables!

Droid makes sausages
Spicy new taste sensation.
Hey! Where is the cat?

Cyborgs, Androids. Drones. T-800. HAL 9000. R-4-P17. Fembots. Autobots. Robots are everywhere--and don't let them fool you. Even if they were made to sweep your floors, they won't be happy until they've left you in the dust.

In Robot Haiku, readers learn the truth about the robots that inhabit our world. From wood chipper droids to lawyerbots, these are the robots that will destroy you when you least expect it--one punchy, pithy, paranoid poem at a time!


About Ray Salemi

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Ray Salemi (Boston, Massachusetts) is a twenty-year veteran of the high-tech market, whose writing has appeared in Business Week and Fast Company. He's never faced a robot uprising, but he's seen enough movies to know that he could take them (with Shia LaBeouf's help, of course).
Published January 14, 2011 by Adams Media. 192 pages
Genres: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction. Non-fiction

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