Sex & Relationship Advice for the Complete Idiot by Nick Shoveen
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After reading the first few paragraphs of this book, you will either want to obtain the rest of it for your reading pleasure, or join Gloria Allred as she leads a female, torch-bearing lynch mob up the mountain to the author’s castle, ignoring the chortling delight of Rush Limbaugh.

Nick Shoveen, author of the similarly misogynistic titles "What Women Really Mean," "Phone Sex Manual," "Meeting Women," "How to be a Porno Producer" and "How to Not Get Married" [all available as Kindle ebooks and detailed on his website at] has done it again. The reclusive (for obviously good reasons) writer theorizes that when it come to women all men are idiots, so he leads them around like dumb animals, trying to help them avoid making fools out of themselves in the eyes of whatever females have lowered their standards enough to be with them.

Dr. Shoveen was married once, so we assume that his ex-wife at one time must have lowered the bar of her standards to such an extent that it appeared to be no more than a mere speed-bump in the road to her future.

Nevertheless, both males and females, for some strange reason, take delight in reading what Shoveen has to say, and some even find it humorous… and much like the political posturing of cable television’s Stephen Colbert, the publisher leaves it up to the reader to determine how serious the author is about his conclusions about manipulating female behavior, and it is left to you to use his suggestions as either a positive or negative influence in your actions.

About Nick Shoveen

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Doctor Nick Shoveen, Ph.D. has been offering unsolicited relationship advice to men for many years. Although it has been difficult to verify his entire background, his publisher does know that he claims to have received his Ph.D. from renowned, allegedly one of the San Fernando Valley's foremost online schools. Magic Lamp Press has also learned that prior to his release, the doctor ran a Persian rug concession at a now-defunct Fedco store in Van Nuys, California. The good doctor currently resides in room 37-a of the Old Bangkok General Medicine House, where he quite often recuperates from serious wounds received in violent feminist attacks after his public appearances. Upon his recovery this time, the doctor will continue with his speaking engagements, frequently sponsored by many of the various Gentlemen's Clubs of America, and a hoped-for appearance on the basic cable Man's Show. Watch for him in your town, unless you reside in one of the municipalities that have requested the doctor to never return... and note that his latest books are now available: Meeting Women: A Guide to Approaching and Getting Acquainted with a New Female, The Female-to-English Dictionary: What Women Really Mean, and How to be a Porno Producer
Published November 9, 2010 by Magic Lamp Press. 24 pages
Genres: Health, Fitness & Dieting, Self Help, Romance, Parenting & Relationships. Non-fiction

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