Limericks, lies, and puppy-dog eyes…
Jude Biggerstaff is all the way out and loving it—mostly. The Anglo-Japanese university graduate is a carnivore working in a vegan café, an amateur poet with only one man in his life. His dog, Bubbles.
Then there’s “Karate Crumpet”, a man who regularly runs past the café with a martial arts class. Jude can only yearn from afar, until the object of his affection rescues him from muggers. And he learns that not only does this calm, competent hunk of muscle have a name—David—but that he’s gay.
Jude should have known the universe wouldn’t simply let love fall into place. First, David has only one foot out of the closet. Then there’s Jude’s mother, who lies about her age to the point Jude could be mistaken for jailbait.
With a maze of stories to keep straight, a potential stepfather in the picture, ex-boyfriends who keep spoiling his dates with David, and a friend with a dangerous secret, Jude is beginning to wonder if his and David’s lives will ever start to rhyme.
Warnings: Contains a tangled web of little white lies, a smorgasbord of cheesy limericks, a violin called Vanessa, some boots that mean business, and the most adorable little dog ever. Poetry, it’s not...
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He has a best friend named, Keisha, and he’s got a crush on a man who runs by the cafe every day who they’ve dubbed “Karate Crumpet.” He’s larger than life, he has no filter, he’s loyal to friends and family, he’s funny, and he can be completely over the top at times.Apr 10 2013 | Read Full Review of Slam!
At 22, Jude is still living at home with his mom, waiting tables at a vegan restaurant, and performing his original poetry. When he is saved from muggers by local karate instructor David, the distanApr 15 2013 | Read Full Review of Slam!
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