So You're 60! by Mike Haskins
A Handbook For the Newly Confused

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Forget the myth that you'll be a sort of elder statesperson to the rest of the family. Your life will now consist of sleeping during sex instead of after it, and going to more funerals than weddings. You'll bend down to touch your toes and then forget what you went down there for. On the plus side, you can look forward to getting your own stair-lift, and can now get away with making no effort whatsoever to lose weight. And all those charities you gave to—it's payback time!

About Mike Haskins

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Mike Haskins is a comedy writer and joke book author who cowrote the Cackle and Howl Joke Book and the bestselling Man Walks into a Bar. Clive Whichelow has written for Smack the Pony, Dead Ringers, and Spitting Image as well as for the Mail on Sunday, the Express, and the Daily Mirror. They are the coauthors of How to Survive Retirement, Oldies' Wit, and Wrinklies Joke Book.
Published March 1, 2007 by Summersdale. 96 pages
Genres: Humor & Entertainment.

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