The Bottom Line From Upper Space

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A humorous cosmic take on our sexuality as seen through the eyes of an extraterrestrial told by the writer who made contact.

Do any of you remember that Halloween when aliens from another world demonstrated their abilities, which affected our sex lives? They believe we've taken our genitalia for granted and have committed Gooc (genitalia out of control) on Earth. They're concerned we will eventually overpopulate our planet
and seek new worlds to Gooc, including their own. To this the aliens have chosen messengers around the world to spread their words. This is the story and mission of one of the chosen

Valdek an extraterrestrial from the planet Vi-Kal-Der, makes contact with Evan Wallace Simon, a single out-of-work writer, as liaison. Simon goes through a gauntlet of trials as he delivers their message to friends, a love interest, the media and government agencies. The aliens present us with their Genitalia Scrolls as a guideline to stop GOOC with the hope we will join UGAP (the United Galactic Alliance of Planets) for better intergeni-galactic relations.

About Barry E. Gaines

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Published August 7, 2011 by TaleSphere Media. 352 pages
Genres: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Action & Adventure, Literature & Fiction. Fiction

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Reiterating his cautionary procreation-message through fantasy training at the mall and regressive therapy at home, our hero, together with best friend Myles and new love Cassie, sets out to spread the good word of the all-knowing Valdek to a disbelieving English professor and various media outlets.

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