SIDE-SPLITTING JOKES TO SHARE WITH FAMILY, FRIENDS & COWORKERS
Don’t you want to be the person with an endless supply of jokes? In The Big Ass Book of Jokes, there’s a joke to tell every day about everythingfrom midgets, blind people and blondes to lawyers, priests and politicians.
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
They don’t have time.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day.
The customs agent asks Collin to identify a bottle in his luggage.
That’s holy water from Rome,” says Collin. The customs agent opens it and says, This smells more like whisky.”
Isn’t that amazing,” says Collin. Another miracle!”
A blonde finds her husband in bed with a redhead, so she grabs a gun and holds it to her own head. The husband begs her not to shoot herself.
The blonde shouts at him, Shut up! You’re next!”
A man walks by a poker game in a casino that has three men and a dog. That’s a very smart dog,” says the man.
He’s not so cleaver,” says one of the players. Every time he gets
About Rudy A Swale
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Published April 1, 2009
by Ulysses Press.
Humor & Entertainment.