Today is Coke and Pepsi McDonald's thirteenth birthday. Someone's out to make sure they never make it to thirteen and a half.
Racing across America,
the twins will nearly be
in a huge basket of french fries,
frozen to death
by soft-serve ice cream,
in a wild stadium riot,
from a high-speed
roller coaster, and
worst of all
their parents think
they're totally joking!
Will they survive? Will they defeat Archie Clone? Will they be dropped out of a helicopter onto the tip of the Washington Monument? Will they ever say "genius"?
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In "You Only Die Twice," the third book in the series "The Genius Files" by Dan Gutman, the wacky, cross-country murderous adventure of the twins, Pepsi and Coke, continues.Feb 17 2013 | Read Full Review of The Genius Files #2: Never Sa...
This book is a great read-aloud, a great book for reluctant readers, and just a clever book for any reader from third grade through middle school.Feb 05 2012 | Read Full Review of The Genius Files #2: Never Sa...
I had no idea about the different museums, like the Rock and Roll Museum, one about mustard, 15-cent McDonald’s, the largest egg, the longest overalls, and the spy history museum.May 08 2012 | Read Full Review of The Genius Files #2: Never Sa...
Gutman also does a detailed job of reviewing what happened in the first book with funny results, and introduces a couple of hilarious new characters, like the fellow who may or may not be a spy at the Spy Museum.Jan 24 2012 | Read Full Review of The Genius Files #2: Never Sa...
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