The Manual will not tell you how to repair your car or your lawn mower, or how to hook up your stereo set. If you read The Manual, here is a glimpse of what you will get: the answers to a few questions and what you should do when a woman asks you “Do I look fat in this dress?” Answer her truthfully, even if the answer is yes. Tell her tactfully if her hair is a mess. There are other things this manual will do, and I must warn you, at times it will be lewd, crude, and downright rude. Men, this manual is especially for you. Women, please take a moment to decide if you wish to continue reading through.
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Published July 19, 2005
Parenting & Relationships, Health, Fitness & Dieting, Humor & Entertainment.