The Returns by M. K. Clinton

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What happens if you arrive at the Pearly Gates before your time?
F.B.I Agent Bentley Clanton finds out the hard way as he is directed to a little-known area devoted to correcting glitches in the longevity system. The Returns Department specializes in finding appropriate bodies for “early arrivals” before sending them back to earth. It seemed an acceptable solution until Bentley realizes his new body includes long velvety ears, four stubby legs with giant paws, and a tail. Helping him adjust to life as a Basset Hound is his rookie Guardian Angel, along with three other canine Returns.
Laugh along as a delightful Golden Retriever, a feisty Chihuahua, and Flamboyant Westie join Bentley to form an unlikely brotherhood of crime-fighting heroes. The Returns takes you on a fun-loving, junk food eating adventure through the exciting streets of New Orleans during Mardi Gras.

*Selected as an Indie Book of the Day award winner

**Read what others are saying about The Returns:
“Hugely enjoyable, Very clever, and HIGHLY entertaining! It gives the term “good fun” a whole new twist!” L. Cooper – So, I Read This Book Today
“A MUST read for dog lovers!” D. Feyen – More Than A Review
“A book to keep you smiling from cover to cover! -Amazon Review
“Best book I have read in ages. This would be a wonderful book to be made into a movie!” -Amazon Review

The Returns is recommended for readers age 12 – 112!

Cover by Holly Madison of Whimsical Graphix. Editing by Leiah Cooper of So, I Read This Book Today.

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Published November 10, 2013 by M. K. Clinton. 256 pages
Genres: Humor & Entertainment, Action & Adventure, Literature & Fiction, Mystery, Thriller & Suspense, Crime. Fiction

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Leiah Cooper 21 Jul 2013

I got a tremendous amount of enjoyment from this book. Very clever and HIGHLY entertaining! It gives the term "good fun" a whole new twist, as an Angel, a cat and four wonderfully believable dogs (...

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