The Ultimate Top Secret Guide to Taking Over the World by Kenn Nesbitt

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By the time you're done reading this diabolically clever book, you'll have entire countries groveling at your feet. Kings and prime ministers will bow before you and beg for mercy. Maybe even cry. Doesn't that sound insanely fantastic? Of course it does.

That's why I wrote this book.

All you have to do is follow the instructions I've laid out and in no time at all you will be laughing maniacally as the world cowers before you...
 

About Kenn Nesbitt

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Kenn Nesbitt is the author of several collections of funny poetry for kids, including My Hippo Has the Hiccups, Tighty Whitey Spider, Revenge of the Lunch Ladies, and The Aliens Have Landed at Our School! Kenn travels the country, visiting over 70 schools each year. His website, Poetry4Kids.com, is the most popular children's poetry website in the world. Ethan Long is a popular children's book author and illustrator whose titles include, Mañana Iguana by Ann Whitford Paul, The Riot Brothers series by Mary Amato, and his own creations, Stop Kissing Me! and the popular Tickle the Duck! The pilot for his animated television series, Farm Force, won the Nextoons: 2005 Nicktoons Film Festival Viewer's Choice Award and is currently in development with Porchlight Entertainment. His animated short series ZeFronk, acooking show starring a wiener dog with amazing cooking skills, premiered on Playhouse Disney in the fall of 2008.
 
Published July 1, 2011 by Sourcebooks Jabberwocky. 208 pages
Genres: Humor & Entertainment, Sports & Outdoors, Children's Books.

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Nesbitt offers rightly characterized “brief period[s] of simulated education” (“Your arch is the curve on the bottom of your foot, so an arch nemesis is an enemy that you want to step on”) punctuated by boob, doo-doo and butt jokes.

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The Ultimate Top Secret Guide to Taking Over the World by Kenn Nesbitt, with illustrations by Ethan Long, is more than just a humorous book for mid grade and teen readers.

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