The Uncensored Massage Book by P. C. Anders
Massage and Sex in America and Elsewhere

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In the real world of flesh-and-blood human beings, what started out as a massage session may sometimes end up as a frantic coupling. Massage therapists are human, as are customers, and the body wants what it wants. When we are touched in places where even our spouses don’t touch us, anything is possible: even the purest human being may leave a massage parlor having just had the most mind-blowing sex ever.

This is what happens to the narrator, who is introduced to massage in New York, and gradually opens his mind and his heart to embrace the fabulous and mind-blowing possibilities in New York City and elsewhere, often with immigrants: a Russian couple giving a “tantric” massage, Koreans offering “happy endings,” and a mindblowing erotic session with a Finnish masseuse. This one-of-a-kind book by the author of 12 other books discards the usual hypocrisy and political correctness to tell what happens between real human beings in massage parlors worldwide. It also probes questions such as: the Guantanamoing of penises, the care and protection of balls, a philosophical approach to happy endings (Should you?), coping strategies for when your "guitar" weeps, why anatomical innocence can be incredibly sexy experience, and how a masseuse could save your life. A combination guide, meditation, and memoir of massage, this book tells all, with wit and non-p.c. honesty.

Around 28,000 words or 100 paperback pages..

About P. C. Anders

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Published December 30, 2013 81 pages
Genres: Health, Fitness & Dieting, Self Help. Non-fiction

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