The United Hates of America satirizes the evolution of
today's societal power players, the push to Christianize the country stoked by real or created security concerns and
the impotence of an increasingly entertainment oriented press.
I thought I had quit writing
bizarre news stories from foreign countries until Mary Saint-Baptiste from The
Picayune met me at the Fort
Lauderdale Hollywood airport.
Reverend Loquacious "Burger King" Barnum of The Triglyceride Baptist Church
and Reverend Owen Canaday of the Presbyterian Church of Riddick, who hated each
other, the ideals they preached and their followers, had banned together to
attack common enemies. They had enlisted
the help of Akili Al-Tiamat, a Miami-based restaurateur, to perform their
attacks on individuals they deemed Non-People of Faith. A Haitian/Arab, Tiamat could also serve as a
scapegoat if some godless Liberal decided to investigate and point fingers.
When officials of the Department Of Our Faithfully United Homeland Security,
DOOFUHS, question Tiamat as a possible terrorist, she fleas to Haiti where
plans change. Homeland Security
officials arrest her upon her return to the US.
Barnum and Canaday alert the media to her plight and, as a new media
darling, Tiamat proposes her new plan to the ministers.
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Published April 30, 2010
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