Vampire Taxonomy by Meredith Woerner
Identifying and Interacting with the Modern-Day Bloodsucker

No critic rating

Waiting for minimum critic reviews


Now that millions have read and seen Twilight, where do they turn for vampire advice? This wry, witty, fully illustrated, and bloody essential guide.

Vampires are all around-books, movies, TV, comics- infiltrating our culture like never before. But what happens if one should run into a real vamp on the street? Vampire Taxonomy is the best defense against a fatal encounter in the dark. For the reader's protection, Meredith Woerner reveals the truth about:

?Sunlight sensitivity-Do vamps venture out in the day or stick solely to the evening hours?

?Physiology-When ready to feed, do they change appearance or simply lure with the seductive flash of a fang?

?Dress-Are they decked out in leather with aspirations of becoming the first vampire rock stars or do they cling to Gothic robes and ruffled collars?

?Diet-Are they waging a never-ending struggle against the temptation of human blood or do they view the world as their personal blood buffet?


About Meredith Woerner

See more books from this Author
Meredith Woerner started her search for vampires while pulling night shifts as a “copy kid” at the New York Post. Combining her supernatural know-how with a pulp pop awareness, she now writes daily about all the things that go bump in the night at Gawker's sci-fi blog,
Published November 3, 2009 by Perigee. 208 pages
Genres: Humor & Entertainment. Non-fiction

Rate this book!

Add Review