Your Face Will Freeze That Way! by Tristram Hoosier

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“I thought it was brilliant, really brilliant. What a smart boy Tristram is.”—Mrs. Hoosier

“I’m really a lot cooler than the book makes me out to be.”—Jason Hoosier

“Okay, so Tristram wrote a book. Big deal. Anybody could do that. He thinks he’s so big all of a sudden. But I can still kick his ass, and he better never forget it.”—Aaron Hoosier

Tristram Hoosier, age 12, gets in a fight at school over a haircut, becomes a vegetarian for a day, sneaks out to watch a midnight movie and builds a fort in the woods—perfectly normal activities for a seventh-grader growing up in Indiana. But he is surrounded by an endless string of tragic and sometimes criminal characters that lend each story a uniquely comic twist.


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Published January 20, 2005 by iUniverse, Inc.. 146 pages
Genres: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction. Fiction

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