WARNING: Do not purchase if you think Obama is the greatest president ever, are a banker, a zombie, an occupier, or otherwise have diminished mental capacity.
Now that you have been warned, this eBook contains two titles: "Zombie Blues" (Super Awesome Zombie Conspiracy 3) and "The Dripping Faucet" (Super Awesome Zombie Conspiracy 4).
As with award winning films [insert tiny writing between two laurel branches], the pacing is slow, the time line is bewildering, and the plot is neither super nor awesome. There is also a lot of heavy handed political preaching.
We are back in Aurora. Finally, some of the questions raised in the "The Heist" are sort of answered. Who called the radio station? How did the outbreak start? What did the army have to do with anything? What happened to Tom's pants?
Many new questions are raised. [Dramatic music.] What's in Anoosh's pants? What's going to happen to Karen? Why doesn't the plot make any sense? What exactly is in the 3,000 page law? Does the President know? Oh my God, what's going to happen next?
It's a prequel even though it's a sequel.
Approximately 75 pages in a normal print book.
"The Dripping Faucet"
This is a collection of declassified and leaked government documents downloaded from the internet. The editor did his best to organize the information. Although he didn't quite succeed, you might find it useful.
Approximately 27 pages in a normal print book.
Please, for the love of Ben Bernanke, check out a sample before spending your soon to be worthless but still hard earned money. But do get this book, pretty please, before hope and change are all you have left.
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Published September 20, 2012
Humor & Entertainment, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Literature & Fiction.